Hide the Easter Eggs and Laugh
Spring is here and it is time to boil, dye and hide the Easter eggs. I thought you might enjoy some humor this week, so here are some family-friendly jokes to share while you celebrate the Easter holiday. I hope you laugh…I did.
What kind of music does the Easter bunny like?
Hip-Hop, of course!
How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
What kind of jewelery do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.
What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a scout?
A rabbit who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs (x) marks the spot
Have a wonderful Easter everyone!
By the way, if you missed the Free Webinar on Relationship Marketing this week, there will be an encore presentation Thursday, April 16, 2009 at 9:00 AM (PDT).
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